Dallas Cowboys Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: Why is Tony Romo unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.

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Q: What did the Cowboys fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

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Q: Why are the Dallas Cowboys like Hillary Clinton?
A: Both have Bills to push around.

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Q: What's Jerry Jones biggest Collective Bargining concern
A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?

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Q: If you have a car containing a Cowboys wide receiver, a Cowboys linebacker, and a Cowboys defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: When is the last time the Cowboys beat the Redskins?
A: When they gave the Redskins small pox filled blankets.

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Q: Why should Texas succeed from the union?
A: So the Cowboys will no longer be "America's Team".

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Q: How do you stop an Dallas Cowboys fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Washington Red and Yellow!

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Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Dallas Cowboys games.

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Q: How do you keep a Cowboys fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: How do you keep an Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

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Q: Why are Dallas Cowboys jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Cowboys fans have started to make them up themselves.

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Q: Why did Tony Romo cross the road?
A: To get to the hospital on the other side!

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Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common?
A: They both have cowboys that suck!

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Q: Why doesn't El Paso have a professional football team?
A: Because then Dallas would want one.

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Q: What is the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What is the best thing Tony Romo ever did in the Cowboys Stadium?
A: Jessica Simpson!

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Q: Did you know the Cowboys had a 11 and 5 season this year.
A: 11 arrests, 5 convictions.