Q: How do you casterate a person from Denton?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: How do people in Denton vote?
A: Early and often!
Q: What do tornadoes and people from Denton have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in Denton?
A: With a restraining order.
Q: What should you do if you find three people from Denton buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the advantage of being married to a person from Denton?
A: You can park in handicapped zones.
Q: What are the only two seasons in Denton?
A: Football and Construction.
Q: What's the difference between a person from Denton and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Denton?
A: The bucket.
Q: What does the average student from Denton get on his SAT?
Q: Why do people from Denton have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: How do kids from Denton spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How does an Denton man get a girlfriend?
A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
Q: Why aren't people from Denton allowed into Sea World?
A: Because fishing poles are not allowed!
Q: How do you know you are in Denton?
A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead?
A: He's still registered to vote in Denton!
Q: What do people from Denton and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Denton?
A: The Crime Rate!
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Denton?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: What did the Denton girl say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!