Detroit Jokes

165114 anonym 0
1
Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Tigers players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Share:

166952 anonym 0
0
Q: Why did the Detroiter think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a Pension Plan.
Share:

166598 anonym 0
0
Q: How do people in Detroit vote?
A: Early and often!
Share:

165536 anonym 0
0
Q: How do kids from Detroit spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Share:

166979 anonym 0
0
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Detroit Red Wings?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Share:

167375 anonym 0
0
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from Detroit?
A: The bucket.
Share:

167564 anonym 0
0
Q: What will happen if the City of Detroit loses another 25 percent of their population?
A: City Council will change the cities nickname from Motown to LessTown!
Share:

167494 anonym 0
0
Q: What do people from Detroit and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Share:

167439 anonym 0
0
Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of Detroit and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
Share:

165395 anonym 0
0
Q: What is Dick Cheney's solution to Detroit's financial crisis?
A: Approving waterboarding for the City Council!
Share:

165188 anonym 0
0
Q: What do you call an arsonist in Detroit?
A: An urban renewal specialist
Share:

162967 anonym 0
0
Q: How do you know that Detroit is getting desparate to help remove record snowfalls this winter?
A: They are willing to pay Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan by the ounce to help out with snow removal
Share:

162954 anonym 0
0
Q: What's the difference between a person from Detroit and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Share:

162523 anonym 0
0
Q: What do the Detroit Red Wings and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Share:

163678 anonym 0
0
Q: What does the average student from Detroit get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Share:

163873 anonym 0
0
Q: What are Mcdonald's employees now asking customers in Detroit?
A: Can you afford fries with that?
Share:

161655 anonym 0
0
Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead?
A: He's still registered to vote in Detroit!
Share:

164432 anonym 0
0
Q: What does a Detroiter call a couple hits from the crack pipe?
A: Lunch-Time!
Share:

164307 anonym 0
0
Q: How much snow and sleet fell in Detroit?
A: So much that hookers are exchanging sex for Ice Melt.
Share:

161710 anonym 0
0
Q: What is the difference between Rick Porcello and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Share: