Detroit Red Wings Jokes

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Q: Did you hear that Detroit's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: What song do Detroit Red Wings fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.

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Q: What does an Detroit Red Wings fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: What do Detroit Red Wings fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Red Wings?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

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Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Detroit Red Wings have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

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Q: Why did the Red Wings enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!

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Q: Why do the Red Wings suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.

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Q: What’s the difference between Joe Louis Arena and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.

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Q: Why do Detroit Red Wings fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: If you have a car containing a Red Wings forward, a Red Wings center, and a Red Wings defender, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Detroit Red Wings hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What is it called when a Detroit Red Wings player blows in another Red Wings players ear?
A: Data transfer.

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Q: What do a fine wine and the Detroit Red Wings have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

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Q: What do you call 5 Detroit Red Wings players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Red Wings players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Q: Whats the difference between the Detroit Red Wings and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

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Q: What’s the difference between the Detroit Pistons and the Detroit Red Wings?
A: The Pistons shoot at a net.

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Q: What do the Detroit Red Wings and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Detroit Red Wings fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog