Dildo Jokes

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Q: What do a dildo and tofu have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By her chipped tooth.
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Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?
A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
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Q: What's the difference between a New York Yankees fan and a Vibrator?
A: A New York Yankees fan is a real dick!
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Q: What do you get if you cross Bananarama with a Vibrator?
A: Wet, Wet, Wet
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