Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!
Q: What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Cause they don't know how to cook
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because their eggs stink.