Dinosaur Jokes

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus

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Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

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Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

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Q: What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Cause they don't know how to cook

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Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

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Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

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Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

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Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!

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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!

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Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

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Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because their eggs stink.