Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering A minor.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl says, "hoot, hoot" a black owl says, "who dat, who dat"
Q: Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A: So you know if you're cumming or going
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...В
Q: Did you hear about the Waffle House waitress they found murdered behind the restaurant dumpster?
A: She was scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced.
Q: What's the best part of gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
Q: Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
A: I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Shoot him in the face!
Q: What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone without dressing.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
A: FUCKS FUNNY
Q: How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game?
A: Call B52
Q: What do you call a judge with no balls?
A: Justice Prick
Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A: Love doesn’t last forever.
Q: What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?
Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.
Q: Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?
A: He was charged with battery.
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile