Dog Jokes

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Q: Why does a dog lick his own dick?
A: Because he cant make a fist
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Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
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Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
Q: What do you do if your dog eats your pen?
A: Use a pencil instead!
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Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
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Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!
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Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
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Q: What did the skeleton say to the dog?
A: bonappetite
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Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
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Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!
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Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
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Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
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Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
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Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
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Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
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