Donald Trump One-Liners Jokes

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Q: Why isn't it surprising the Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States?
A: Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home!

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Q: What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?
A: Hair Force One!

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Q: Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president?
A: "When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."

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Q: If Donald becomes president what will be his first order of business?
A: Turn the Library of Congress into a Casino!

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Q: How come Justin Bieber's hair fetched $40,000 on ebay?
A: Donald Trump is running for president and needed a more youthful looking wig!

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Q: What does Melania Trump see in Donald Trump?
A: "Two billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

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Q: What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president?
A: Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!

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Q: Why was there an awkward moment before Donald Trump awarded Rima Fakih the 2010 crown for Miss USA?
A: Donald asked for a clearance from Homeland Security!

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Q: Why should Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
A: Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!

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Q: How do you know the economy is only getting worse?
A: On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!