Donkey Jokes

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Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
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Q: What do you call a donkey with a PHD?
A: A smart ass.
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Q: What do you call ad donkey with a banjo?
A: Bluegr-ass
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Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and a bad eye ?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey
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Q: What happens when you buy a mini-donkey
A: Your getting a little ass!
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Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
A: A wonkey donkey
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Q: What do you call a donkey throwing nuts to the moon?
A: An ass throw nut (astronaut).
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Q: How do you compliment a donkey?
A: "Hey, nice ass!"
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Q: What happens when your carrying a donkey and you chuckle so hard you drop him?
A: You're laughing your ass off.
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Q: What do you call a Donkey that can go 0-40 in 3.4 seconds?
A: Fibergl-ass
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Q: What do you call a donkey that was born with a brain injury?
A: A dumb ass!!!
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Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
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Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey winkey wonkey donkey
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