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Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in El Paso?
A: With a restraining order.
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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in El Paso?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
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Q: What's the first thing an El Paso girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Walks home.
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Q: What should you do if you find three people from El Paso buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
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Q: How do you know that Michael Jackson is not dead?
A: He's still registered to vote in El Paso!
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Q: How does an El Paso man get a girlfriend?
A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
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Q: How do you casterate a person from El Paso?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and people from El Paso?
A: The bucket.
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Q: Why didn't the possum cross the road?
A: Because in El Paso he's the other white meat!
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Q: What do tornadoes and people from El Paso have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in El Paso?
A: No one would look for them.
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Q: How do people in El Paso vote?
A: Early and often!
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Q: How do you know you are in El Paso?
A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
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Q: How do kids from El Paso spend the first week of the school year?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
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Q: What's the difference between the Mayor of El Paso and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
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Q: What's the difference between a person from El Paso and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Q: What did the El Paso girl say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
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Q: What is the difference between a person from El Paso and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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Q: Why do people from El Paso have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
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Q: What do people from El Paso and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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