El Paso Jokes
A: With a restraining order.
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
A: Walks home.
A: Get more cement.
A: He's still registered to vote in El Paso!
A: By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
A: The bucket.
A: Because in El Paso he's the other white meat!
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
A: No one would look for them.
A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
A: Toes Go In First!
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
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