Q: What do you call "fart" in German?
Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet?
A: Holy Crap!
Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q: What's the definition of bravery?
A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Q: What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone?
A: Fart in your hand and put you hand in someone's face
Q: What is the Definition of bravery?
A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
Q: What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A: A noble gas.
Q: What do you get if you eat refried beans and onions?
A: Tear Gas.
Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A: a PRIVATE TUTOR.
Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.