Ferret Jokes

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Q: How do you drive a ferret crazy?
A: Give him a round litter pan.
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Q: What do you call a mismatched pair of socks in the wash?
A: Evidence.
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Q: What do you call a ferret that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
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Q: Why did the ferret cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Q: What do you call an ferret with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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Q: Which ferret became an author of stories set in WWII and after?
A: Elie Weasel.
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Q: How many California ferret owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Thousands. First they have to write to their representatives, educate others, obtain support, etc. then have a bill proposal pass through various committees before the government will allow the bulb to be changed.
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Q: Ferrets favor fashions by which designer?
A: Alberta Ferretti.
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Q: Who is the ferret Zionist prime minister?
A: Shimon Ferretz.
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Q: When does a ferret go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q: Who is a ferret's favorite composer?
A: Ferretric Chopin.
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Q: What is a ferret's favorite song?
A: Dook, dook, dook, dook of Earl...
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Q: What do Muhammed Ali and Bandit the Ferret have in common?
A: They both know how to duke it out.
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Q: What did the grape say when the ferret stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Q: Who is a ferret's favorite band?
A: The Ferretones.
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Q: Who is a ferret's favorite president?
A: John Fitchgerald Kennedy.
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Q: Which high-kicking ferret won the Gold in Tae Kwon Do at the '92 Olympic Games?
A: Herb Ferretz.
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