Q: What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?
Q: What do you call a Florida State Seminole in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What do they call students who go to Florida State?
A: Rejects from Florida!
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Central Florida have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What are the best four years of a Florida Gators life?
A: Third grade
Q: Why do Florida students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: How do you make University of Florida cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: Why does a Florida Gators fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Q: How many Florida State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Florida football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Florida Gators fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is the definition of a Floridian virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do Florida and Florida State students have in common?
A: They both got in to Florida State!
Q: If you have a car containing a Seminoles wide receiver, a Seminoles linebacker, and a Seminoles defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What does a Florida native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: How many Justices are there on the Florida Supreme Court?
A: No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!
Q: What do you call an UCF football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Florida?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Florida State University?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: Did you hear that Florida State's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.