Food Jokes

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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
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Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
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Q: What did the Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
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Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper!
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Q: "Two potatos are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a prostitute?"
A: "The one that says IDAHO!"
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Q: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.
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Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head?
A: Because they are used to eating nuts!
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Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: Why are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
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