Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the French beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What is the Guillotine?
A: A French chopping centre.
Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
Q: What do you call an Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: Which ghost was president of France?
A: Charles de Ghoul.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president?
A: Jacques ChIraq.
Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill his underpants with water.
Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies?
A: They're too hard to peel.