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Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others

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Everything at some point has been declared the root of all evil.

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The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.

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I'm starting to think that my level of intrigue outweighs my fear of controversy.

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The spirit of arrogance most definitely makes you shine. It paints a bright red target on your own forehead.

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Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off.
Because if not, how boring would that be?

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No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

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I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

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There is no such thing as a bad life. That's what I call an experienced living.

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I come from a long line of miserable people.

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When most of the greatest individuals in history were misunderstood and you've spent so much of your own adult life misunderstood, you can't help but believe that the majority of people know very little worth knowing.

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Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world

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Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

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I don't have to hide or be somebody I'm not. I don't have to compromise. I can just be myself.

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For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, "You build and do not destroy; you sow goodwill and reap it; smiles bloom in the wake of your passing, and I will keep your kindness in trust and share it as occasion arises, so that your life will be a quenching draught of calm in a land of drought and stress." Too often I never get to say that when it should be said. Instead, I leave them with the equivalent of a "Later, dude!" only to discover there would be no later for us.

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I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded.

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If I were to envy any persons on this planet, it would be mountain hermits. You often hear old platitudes such as, 'Speak out. Be heard.' On the contrary, a breath of fresh air would be something like: 'Silence, think for at least 15 minutes, and then maybe speak out.

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Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

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Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool.” -Janco

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The love of conflict is most evident when opposing forces join sides to defeat the peacemaker.