Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Q: What do you do with a dead geologists?
Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A: I Lava You!
Q: Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRn Y
Q: Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium deposits?
Q: What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
A: Because they get hammered and stoned.
Q: What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
A: Coca-Cola Clastic
Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe.
Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?
A: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled.
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
Q: Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School?
A: He was a dirty layer!
Q: What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic?
A: No FRACKING way!!!
Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her Earth Science exam?
A: Fear of utility bills.
Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
A: He wanted to get a little boulder.
Q: What did the Psychologist tell the geologist?
A: "Every decline is a great Break Through"
Q: Where do geologists like to relax?
A: In a rocking chair
Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?