Giraffe Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks
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Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has?
A: Baby giraffes!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-foot toothbrush
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Q: Whats green and hangs from trees?
A: Giraffe snot.
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Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because their feet smell!
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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
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Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?
A: Long-arm of the Law !
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Q: Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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Q: What's the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
A: Stumpy.
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Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
A: When there are two of them!
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Q: Why was the giraffe late?
A: Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
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