Golden State Warriors Jokes

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Q: How many Golden State Warriors players does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: Did you hear that Golden State's basketball team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: Why doesn't San Francisco have a professional basketball team?
A: Because then Golden State would want one.

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Q: How do you stop an Golden State Warriors fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Los Angeles Purple and Gold!

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Q: Why do Golden State Warriors fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What's the difference between an Golden State Warriors fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What is the difference between a Warriors fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Golden State Warriors basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What do you call an Golden State Warriors player with a championship ring?
A: A thief.

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Q: What does a Golden State Warriors fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What's the difference between the Golden State Warriors and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: How do you casterate an Golden State Warriors fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What do you call a Golden State Warrior in the NBA Finals?
A: A referee.

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Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Golden State Warriors?
A: The last Lakers NBA Finals team picture isn't in black and white.

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Q: How many Golden State Warriors fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What does an Golden State Warriors fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: What do the Golden State Warriors and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: If you have a car containing a Warriors power forward, a Warriors point guard, and a Warriors center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: How do you keep a Warriors fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: How do you keep an Golden State Warriors player out of your yard?
A: Put up a basketball net.