Q: What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!
Q: What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk?
A: Sit somewhere else!
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.
Q: Where do gorillas like to get their hair cut?
A: Vidal Baboon!
Q: What is a ape's favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!
Q: What do monkeys do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
Q: What's a chimpanzee's favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!
Q: Why did the gorilla go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What did the banana say to the gorilla?
A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: What sort of key does a gorilla need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
Q: What's a monkey's favourite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.
Q: Why don't the gorillas in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.
Q: What's a gorilla's favourite pop group?
Q: What do gorillas do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!
Q: How do gorillas get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!