Grape Jokes

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Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
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Q: Why'd Mrs Grape leave her family?
A: She was tired of raisin kids!
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Q: Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
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Q: "What's purple and huge and swims in the ocean?"
A: "Moby Grape."
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Q: What did one grape say to another?
A: You've got appeal in bunches!
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Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice
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Q: If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
A: Sushi!
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