Green Bay Packers Jokes

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Q: Why doesn't Madison have a professional football team?
A: Because then Green Bay would want one.

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Q: How many Green Bay Packers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: Where do you go in Green Bay in case of a tornado?
A: Lambeau Field they never get a touchdown there!

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Q: What does an Green Bay Packers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: How do you casterate an Green Bay Packers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: How many Green Bay Packers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What does a Green Bay Packers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What's the difference between an Green Bay Packers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Q: What is a Green Bay Packers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Chicago."

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Q: What should you do if you find three Green Bay Packers football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What is the difference between a Packers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: Did you hear that Green Bay's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

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Q: Why is James Jones like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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Q: Why can't Ryan Grant get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an endzone on it.

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Q: How do you keep a Packers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Chicago Black and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: If you have a car containing a Packers wide receiver, a Packers linebacker, and a Packers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: Why do Green Bay Packers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What's the difference between the Green Bay Packers & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!