Guinea Pig Jokes

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Q: When do guinea pigs run away from rain?
A: When its raining cats and dogs!

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Q: What do you call a guinea pig with three eyes?
A: A guinea piiig.

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Q: What did the grape say when the guinea pig stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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Q: Why did the guinea pig cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

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Q: When does a guinea pig go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!

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Q: What do you call a guinea pig that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!