Halloween Jokes

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Q: Who does Dracula get letters from?
A: His fang club.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

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Q: Where do most werewolves live?
A: In howllywood, California

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Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers

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Q: Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A: At a ghastly station.

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Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria.

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Q: What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure...

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Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.

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Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!

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Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul

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Q: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A: It raises their spirits.

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Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

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Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...

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Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: "Do you believe in people?"

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Q: What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane...

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Q: Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.

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Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving

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Q: What do you cross Michael Myers and a box of cherrios?
A: A cereal killer.

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Q: Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
A: He was dying to get to the other side!!

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Q: Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A: It's drafty under that sheet.