Harley Davidson Jokes

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Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Harley owner wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN mechanic’s shirt.

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Q: What's the smallest room in the world?
A: The Harley Davidson Hall of Fame.

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Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts?
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

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Q: What do you have when you put 10,000 Harley Davidson motorcycles on the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

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Q: Why did the Harley owner couple decide to have only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Q: How do you break a Harley owner’s finger?
A: Kick him in the butt.

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Q: Why did they decide to call it the "Harley Owners Group?"
A: Because the term "Special Ed" was already taken.

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Q: What do you call ten Harley owners lined up ear to ear?
A: Wind tunnel.

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Q: How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
A: They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

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Q: How do you stop a Harley owner on horseback?
A: Unplug the carousel.

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Q: What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
A: The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

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Q: Why do Harley owner dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

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Q: What do you get when you have 32 Harley owners in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

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Q: Where do you put money to hide it from a harley rider?
A: In the bathroom...under the soap.

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Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph?
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.

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Q: What do you do if a Hell's Angel throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.

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Q: How is a Harley Davidson like a Porcupine?
A: Both have pricks on their back.

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Q: Why did the Harley owner cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
A: The Harley has room for two dirtbags on board.

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Q: A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins?
A: Everyone else!