Houston Astros Jokes
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
A: You can buy a Citizens Bank Park hotdog in October!
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."
A: Because then Houston would want one.
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
A: Their personalities.
A: The bucket.
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
A: Get more cement.
A: An umpire.
A: Shoot the Astros Fan.......Twice!
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