Quotes about Humor Inspirational

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A woman with a sense of humor is never vain. (...) A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood. She cannot revel in self-pity. She cannot comfortably damn any one who differs from her.

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More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.

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Girls find it rather fun to tease my about my height and the joy I find in the games boys play. Please. I could find a lot of things to say about their stupid makeup and perfect hair! But don’t get me wrong. Every girl is a true girl on the inside, so I don’t mind the frilly clothes and the constant nagging of combes in my hair all the time. I just think that if boys can wear slacks and do so many things, why can’t girls?

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History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

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Sometimes people don't take responsibilities of their own behaviors and they blame others , i have Four words for them " Go Sue Your Brain " .

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Not on Netflix! Oh no!

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It doesn't matter if you have new parts, old parts or spare parts. You can shine no matter what your made of.

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Everyone's the same as much as Different they are..

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Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

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Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.

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Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.

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positivity is the father of reinvention

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When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say "why dig a ditch"? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.

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If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not only gave me the gift, but the free will to create my own journey through life.

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I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.

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My father quoted Shakespeare to me often and when I lay a book down with splayed pages he told me better to be cruel to animals, children even, but never so cruelly treat a book.

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Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing.

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My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman. I remember asking him the question "How can a man of integrity be a salesman?"

He said to me, "Frankly, many salesmen in the business are not straightforward--they think it's a better way to sell. But I've tried being straightforward, and I find it has its advantages. In fact, I wouldn't do it any other way. If the customer thinks at all, he'll realize he has had some bad experience with another salesman, but hasn't had that kind of experience with you. So in the end, several customers will stay with you for a long time and appreciate it.

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The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!

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Only you can change yourself, no one else can.