If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan Joke

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Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess

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Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant,

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Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good.

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Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to

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Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should be encouraged.

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Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of

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Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a

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Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do

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Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is

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Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.

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Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it

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Q: What is "afterplay?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his