Indianapolis Colts Jokes

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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Indianapolis Colts.

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Q: What is a Indianapolis Colts fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New England."

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Q: How do you stop an Indianapolis Colts fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New England Red White and Blue!

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Q: What does a Indianapolis Colts fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What is the difference between a Colts fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: How many Colts fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Texans shadow!

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Q: What's the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q: What's the difference between Indianapolis Colts fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

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Q: What does an Indianapolis Colts fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only one, Peyton Manning, and he plays for the Broncos.

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Q: What did the Colts fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"

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Q: What's the difference between an Indianapolis Colts fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: How do you keep a Colts fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: Why doesn't Fort Wayne have a professional football team?
A: Because then Indianapolis would want one.

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Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Indianapolis Colts fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Indianapolis Colts football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Indianapolis Colts games.

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Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: If you have a car containing a Colts wide receiver, a Colts linebacker, and a Colts defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.