Q: How are an apple and a I.R.S. agent alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.
Q: What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Q: What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Q: What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.
Q: Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:
A: They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
A: His co-workers.
Q: What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A: A Doberman.