IRS One-Liners Jokes

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Q: How are an apple and a I.R.S. agent alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.

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Q: What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.

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Q: What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
A: Skeet.

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Q: What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

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Q: Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:
A: They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Q: What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

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Q: What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
A: His co-workers.

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Q: What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A: A Doberman.