Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Japan?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: A Japanese ship sinks, there is only one lifeboat, how many people are saved?
A: Nine. (The Japanese word for lifeboat is 'kyuu-mei', which is another way to say 'nine people'.)
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Japanese man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: A pig and a horse had a race. Who won?
A: The pig. (Why? 'ton-katsu da kara'. 'Ton-katsu' is 'pork cutlet', and 'katsu' also means 'to win'.)
Q: What Japanese drink is made from cabbage, carrots, and broccoli?
A: Mitsuya Cider ('mitsu yasai da' means 'three vegetables')
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Japan beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: How does every Japanese joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What’s a Japanese girl’s favorite holiday?
A: "Erection" day.
Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
A: A Japanese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
Q: What did the Japanese father tell his daughter?
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.
Q: Why do Japanese Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Asians in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies