Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q: How do sick kangaroos get better?
A: They have a hoperation!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jumprope!
Q: What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?