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Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

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Q: How do sick kangaroos get better?
A: They have a hoperation!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jumprope!

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Q: What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
A: Gross