Kansas City Royals Jokes

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Q: Why do Kansas City Royals fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: Why can't the Kansas City Royals use the internet?
A: Because they can’t get 3 W’s in a row.

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Q: What do you call an Kansas City Royal in the World Series?
A: An umpire.

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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Kansas City Royals fan?
A: The bucket.

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Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a rattlesnake, and a Royals fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Royals Fan.......Twice!

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Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Kansas City Royals with 40 lesbians?
A: Eighty people that dont do dick!

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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Kansas City Royals fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog

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Q: How do the Royals spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: How do you keep a Royals fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick blue and white pinstripes and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: Whats the difference between the Kansas City Royals and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

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Q: What do the Kansas City Royals and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!

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Q: What is the difference between Ervin Santana and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.

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Q: What does a Kansas City Royals fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How many Kansas City Royals fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Kansas City Royals.

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Q: What do the Kansas City Royals and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: If you have a car containing a Royals shortstop, a Royals catcher, and a Royals outfielder, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: What's the difference between dirt and the Kansas City Royals?
A: Nothing...they both always get swept.

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Q: What does the Kansas City Royals manager and Alex Trebek have in common?
A: Both of there jobs are in Jeopardy.

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Q: What do I have in common with the Kansas City Royals?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the World Series on television.