Kansas Jokes

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Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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Q: How do you make University of Kansas cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Kansas?
A: No one would look for them.
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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Wichita State University campus?
A: A visitor.
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Q: What's the difference between an Kansas Jayhawks fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Kansas State University?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
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Q: What did the Kansas female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
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Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Kansas?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: What are the best four years of an Kansas State Wildcats life?
A: Third grade
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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Jayhawks fan?
A: The bucket.
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Q: What does a Kansas native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
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Q: Why does a Jayhawks fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
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Q: How do you casterate an Kansas Jayhawks fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
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Q: What is the definition of a Kansas virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
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Q: Whats the difference between the Kansas Jayhawks and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kansas burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
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Q: How can you tell if someone in Kansas is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Q: How many Kansas State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Kansas State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
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Q: How do you stop a Jayhawks fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Oklahoma Red!
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