Kim Kardashian One Liners Jokes
A: She could not take another episode of shex in the shitty.
A: Because love means nothing to them!
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!
A: That same sex couples have no right to destroy the sanctity of marriage!
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
A: Cause everytime Santa sees them he keeps saying hoe hoe hoe!
A: He didn't keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
A: Everyone gets a turn!
A: According to Kim's press conference it was her constant need to be in the spotlight.
A: It puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the her eyes!
A: When the Reality TV check is cashed!
A: It was just Kim Kardashian skinny dipping!
A: First woman to have an engagement ring with a bigger carat size than her IQ!
A: The trick or treat line outside Casey Anthonys house
A: So hot Kim had an air conditioner implanted into it!
A1: When she were born, the doctor said "Congratulations! Twins!"
A2: It's so big that they still can't find the last chair she sat on.
A3: She put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
A4: She sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
A5: When her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
A6: She has to iron her pants on the driveway!
A: Anyone who has watched the Nets knows he's bad at rebounding!
A: He's on the rebound!
A: A heart-warming tale about Kim Kardashian's ass!
A: Because human-fat trafficking rings are selling cellulite to European cosmetic labs for $60,000 a gallon.
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