Korea Jokes

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Q: What do you call the brown burnt rice at the bottom of the rice cooker?
A: bob ee brown! (Bobby Brown)
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Q: What did the Korean father tell his daughter?
A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.
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Q: Whats the difference between a smart Korean and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
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Q: What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
A: Irene.
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Q: What is Korean Dracula's favorite morning beverage?
A: Koh-peee! (coffee)
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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Korea?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Korean beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
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Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
A: An Korean telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
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Q: How does every Korean joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of Koreans in a pool?
A: Rice Krispies
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Q: What's the capital of South Korea?
A: About three dollars.
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Q: What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?
A: Bhang!
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Q: What do Koreans do during erections?
A: They vote.
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Q: What did the mommy Korean turkey say to her baby turkey?
A: Gobble ji mah!
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Q: Why is Korean toilet paper so big?
A: Because it's HUGE-ey!
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