Q: What do you call a lamb that is always quiet?
A: A shhhheep!
Q: What do you call a lamb with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goat and a lamb?
A: An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool
Q: What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
A: A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.
Q: What animal sounds like a lamb but isn't?
A: A baaaa-boon!
Q: What do you call a dancing lamb?
A: A baa-lerina!
Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A: A wrap-around sweater
Q: Where do lamb get their wool cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop!
Q: Why did the lamb call the police?
A: He had been fleeced
Q: How do lamb greet each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a lamb and a porcupine?
A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
Q: Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!
Q: How do lamb in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: "Fleece Navidad!"
Q: What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A: "The Wool Street Journal"
Q: Where do lambs take a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub!
Q: Where did the lamb get a haircut?
A: The baa-baa shop!
Q: How many lamb does it take to knit a sweater?
A: Don't be silly - lamb can't knit!