Lizard Jokes

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Q: What did the grape say when the Komodo Dragon stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Q: Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change colour?
A: He had a reptile disfunction.
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Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A: A chameleon on a tartan rug!
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Q: Which Lizards do people wear to the beach?
A: Crocs!
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Q: What do you call a lizard that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
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Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
A: The Lizard of Oz!
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Q: What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boy Records?
A: A Rap-tile!
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Q: When does a lizard go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
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Q: Why did the lizard cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Q: What do you call an Badger with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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Q: What do you call a rich lizard?
A: A golf blooded reptile!
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