Llama Jokes

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Q: What do you call a very fast llama?
A: a Llamagini
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Q: What did the llama have for dinner?
A: Llama-ables
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Q: What's llama's favourite film?
A: Llamadeus
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Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
A: llamanated
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Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!
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Q: What's more amazing than a talking llama?
A: A spelling bee!
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Q: Why did the llama cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
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Q: What did the pellet say to the llama?
A: Don't eat me
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Q: Who is the llama spiritual leader?
A: The Dalai Llama
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Q: What's the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas?
A: Alpacas have more dark meat!
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Q: Why did the llama fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead
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Q: What did the llama say to his friend?
A: Is your mama a llama?
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Q: What did the camel say to the llama?
A: Let me teach you how to spit.
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Q: Why arn't llamas in rodeos?
A: `Cause they ain't ticklish!
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Q: What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?
A: They tell each other scary llama stories.
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