Los Angeles Angels Jokes

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Q: How many Los Angeles Angels does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

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Q: What does the Los Angeles Angels manager and Alex Trebek have in common?
A: Both of there jobs are in Jeopardy.

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Q: How do the Angels spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: Why are the Los Angeles Angels starting pitchers like orphans?
A: Because they don't know where home is!

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Q: What do the Los Angeles Angels and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: What do you call a Los Angeles Angel in the World Series?
A: An umpire.

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Q: What do you call a Angels player with a World Series ring?
A: a thief.

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Q: Why is Halloween the Los Angeles Angels favorite holiday?
A: It’s the only thing in October they have to look forward to!

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Q: What does a Los Angeles Angels fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How do you keep a Angels fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Yankees blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!

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Q: How do you stop an Los Angeles Angels fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Rangers Red and Blue!

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Q: What do Los Angeles Angels fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: What should you do if you find three Los Angeles Angels baseball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What do you get when you combine all 40 Los Angeles Angels with 40 lesbians?
A: Eighty people that dont do dick!

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Q: How many Los Angeles Angels fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What is the difference between Jason Vargas and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
A: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.

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Q: Whats the difference between the Los Angeles Angels and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

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Q: What does an Los Angeles Angels fan do when his team has won the World Series?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: Why do all the trees in the Southwest lean towards Los Angeles?
A: It’s because the Angels suck.

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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Angels fan?
A: The bucket.