Los Angeles Lakers Jokes
A: By adding a second bedroom to the dog house.
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
A: The bucket.
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
A: Because then Los Angeles would want one.
A: Yeah, Kobe was so happy he had sex with his own wife!
A: Because he'll be the tallest player on the prison team.
A: To practice jumping bail.
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
A: The Los Angeles Lakers.
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
A: He's an all-star. He doesn't suck.
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
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