Maryland Jokes

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Q: How do you casterate an Maryland Terrapins fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What is the definition of a Maryland virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

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Q: What are the best four years of an Maryland Terrapins life?
A: Third grade

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Q: Why do Townson grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: How many Maryland Terrapins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Maryland football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Townson University campus?
A: A visitor.

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Q: What do Maryland and Georgetown students have in common?
A: They both got in to Maryland

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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Maryland's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

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Q: How many University of Maryland freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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Q: What's the only thing that grows in Baltimore?
A: The Crime Rate!

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Q: Whats the difference between the Maryland Terrapins and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

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Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Townson University have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

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Q: What do you call an Maryland Terrapins football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!

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Q: What do the University of Maryland and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!

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Q: What do you call an Maryland Terrapin in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.

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Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Maryland?
A: He wanted an academic challenge!

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Q: If you have a car containing a Terrapins wide receiver, a Terrapins linebacker, and a Terrapins defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

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Q: What do they call students who go to Maryland?
A: Rejects from Georgetown!

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Q: Why do Maryland students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!