Midget Jokes

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Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget?
A: Low Fat.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
A: A short circuit.
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Q: What do midgets look forward to in life?
A: Growing up!
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Q: What do you call a black midget?
A: Ne(don't)gro
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Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs?
A: Horny.
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Q: What bank do midgets use?
A: The Piggy Bank!
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Q: What is the definition of "pissed off"?
A: A midget with a yo-yo.
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Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons?
A: Because they keep stepping on the string!
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Q: Why don't people ask midgets for favors?
A: Because they have short term memories!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?
A: Cocksucker!
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Q: How do you piss of a midget?
A: Give him a yo-yo.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about so tall.
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Q: What does a midget model do?
A: Pose for trophies!
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Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter?
A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner!
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Q: Why don't midgets need a wall to play handball?
A: They just use the curb!
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Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?
A: A small medium at large.
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Q: What do you call a poor midget?
A: Short changed
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Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice
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Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit?
A: YOLO SWAGGINS
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