Milwaukee Brewers Jokes

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Q: What do Milwaukee Brewers fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: What do the Milwaukee Brewers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: Why do Milwaukee Brewers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Milwaukee Brewers.

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Q: What do you call an Milwaukee Brewer in the World Series?
A: An umpire.

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Q: What does an Milwaukee Brewers fan do when his team has won the World Series?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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Q: How do you casterate an Milwaukee Brewers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What should you do if you find three Milwaukee Brewers baseball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: What does the Milwaukee Brewers manager and Alex Trebek have in common?
A: Both of there jobs are in Jeopardy.

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Q: What do the Milwaukee Brewers and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!

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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Milwaukee Brewers fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog

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Q: How can you tell if a Brewers fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!

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Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Brewers players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Q: Why are the Milwaukee Brewers starting pitchers like orphans?
A: Because they don't know where home is!

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Q: What is a Milwaukee Brewers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Philadelphia."

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Q: Did you hear the Milwaukee Brewers are moving to the Phillipines?
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!

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Q: What does a Milwaukee Brewers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What is the difference between a Milwaukee Brewers fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!

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Q: Why is Halloween the Milwaukee Brewers favorite holiday?
A: It’s the only thing in October they have to look forward to!

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Q: What's the difference between a Miller Park hotdog, and a Citizens Bank Park hotdog?
A: You can buy a Citizens Bank Park hotdog in October!