Minnesota Vikings Jokes

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Q: What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
A: Neither has a title!

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Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Minnesota Vikings games.

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Q: Why are Minnesota Vikings jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Vikings fans have started to make them up themselves.

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Q: What's the difference between an Minnesota Vikings fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: Why doesn't Duluth have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one.

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Q: How do you keep an Minnesota Vikings out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

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Q: How many Minnesota Vikings fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

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Q: What is a Minnesota Vikings fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Green Bay."

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Q: What does a Minnesota Vikings fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: How do you casterate an Minnesota Vikings fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: What should you do if you find three Minnesota Vikings football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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Q: Why is Christian Ponder like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.

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Q: Why do the Minnesota Vikings want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

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Q: What happened after Brett Favre was fined for inappropriate behavior towards a former Playboy model?
A: His wife took half of everything he owns!

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Q: Why can't Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast?
A: Whenever they get too close to a "bowl" they choke!

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Q: What's the smallest room in the Metrodome?
A: The Minnesota Vikings trophy room!

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Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

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Q: Why do Minnesota Vikings fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!