Mushroom Jokes

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Q: What would a mushroom car say?
A: Shroom shroom!

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Q: What does a woman call a mushroom with a 12" penis?
A: A-fun-guy to be with!

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Q: What's the only room you can't have in your house?
A: A mushroom.

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Q: What room can be eaten?
A: A mushroom!

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Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatos?
A: Button Mushrooms

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Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling?
A: A mushroom.

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Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties?
A: 'Cuz he's a fungi!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase?
A: Not mushroom for your holiday clothes!

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Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don't need Mushroom.

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Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!

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Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party?
A: There wasn't mushroom.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the fungus?
A: I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you.