Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Predators fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you call 5 Nashville Predators players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Nashville Predators with 23 lesbians?
A: Fourty-Six people that dont do dick!
Q: Why are the Predators like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: How can you tell if a Predators fan just sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it!
Q: What’s the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Predators tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Predators tickets.
Q: What should you do if you find three Nashville Predators hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What do I have in common with the Nashville Predators?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Stanley Cup Finals on television.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Nashville Predators fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What do Nashville Predators fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do the Nashville Predators and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: Did you hear that Nashville's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Nashville Predators?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What song do Nashville Predators fans sing before the end of the third period?
A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.
Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The Nashville Predators.
Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Predators players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: Why do the Predators suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Q: What's the difference between an Nashville Predators fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: How do you keep a Predators fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Red Wings red and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: What is the difference between a Nashville Predators fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!