Nashville Predators Jokes - page №1

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Q: Why did BP hire the Nashville Predators to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!

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Q: What is the difference between a Predators fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

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Q: Why doesn't Memphis have a professional hockey team?
A: Because then Nashville would want one.

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Q: Did you hear the Nashville Predators are moving to the Phillipines?
A: They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!

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Q: Whats the difference between the Nashville Predators and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.

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Q: What's the difference between a Bridgestone Arena hotdog, and a Joe Louis Arena hotdog?
A: You can buy a Joe Louis Arena hotdog in May!

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Q: How do you casterate an Nashville Predators fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

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Q: Why do Predators fans drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Detroit!

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Q: What do the Nashville Predators and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

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Q: What is a Nashville Predators fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Detroit."

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Q: What’s the difference between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Nashville Predators?
A: The Grizzlies shoot at a net.

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Q: Why don't the Predators drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

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Q: How do the Predators spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

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Q: What does a Nashville Predators fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What do the Nashville Predators and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

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Q: Why are the Nashville Predators like the United States Postal Service?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

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Q: Why do Nashville Predators fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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Q: What’s the difference between the Bridgestone Arena and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.

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Q: What's blue and orange and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid Plumber?
A: The Nashville Predators

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Q: How many Nashville Predators fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!