Q: Why did the Predators enforcer retire early?
A: He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!
Q: How do you stop an Nashville Predators fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Detroit Red and White!
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Nashville Predators have in common?
A: They’re both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Predators?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: How many Nashville Predators does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What does an Nashville Predators fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do college students and the Predators have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.
Q: If you have a car containing a Predators forward, a Predators center, and a Predators defender, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What do a fine wine and the Nashville Predators have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: What is it called when a Nashville Predators player blows in another Predators players ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Nashville Predators fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog